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Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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That's funny! I, too, am blonde and enjoy a good joke. Have you ever heard the one about the blonde who calls her boyfriend 'cause she's having trouble with a puzzle? I'll post it on my blog later today. Have a great week!
ReplyDeleteI did... i have it posted.. kellogs... look at older posts. Thanks for the comment
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